
The news breaking today comes as a great shock to the MSM and has caused great consternation for the left-wing blogosphere – Jared Loughner is a Muslim.
Asked for comment on the developing revelation, Obama said “now is the time to slow down and not get too irresponsible with the blame game.”
Eric Holder added, “we must try to find out what Gabrielle Giffords did to deserve this and reach out and begin a meaningful dialogue that could lead to better understanding so that no one else repeats Giffords’ mistakes.
A former university professor, who wished to remain anonymous, said these were the “chickens coming home to roost.”
Several prominent lawyers have stepped forward and offered to defend Loughner pro bono. Asked why they hadn’t stepped forward until now, several lawyers stated, “there was still too much ambiguity as to Loughton’s political leanings,”
One lawyer said, “I thought he was Christian.”
More fake story later.