7/15/10

Traditional kick-off for mid-terms

NAACP Hosts National Race Card Tournament

Baltimore, Maryland--The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) gathered the nation's leading exploiters of decades-old American history for this year's National Race Card Tournament in Baltimore, Maryland.

"We've brought together some of the best race card players the country has to offer," said one event organizer, "including Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and a number of Members of Congress."

This year's players are competing for the chance to smear as racists anyone associated with a loosely-organized Tea Party coalition consisting of a wide cross-section of the American public dedicated to reducing the massive federal debt and preserving individual freedom from government control.

"I'm in it to win it," said one member of the Los Angeles chapter of the NAACP, which recently called for Hallmark to recall a talking space-based graduation card because they heard its reference to "black holes" as "black whores."

Already one player has been disqualified from the competition for trying to play the race card against the "CP" in the NAACP's own name.

Associated video: ABC News; associated articles: Kansas City Star; Politico
(crossposted from optoons.blogspot.com)

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